Stage 1 : The Love at First Sight
My heart skipped a beat when I saw her. The glow around her from the lamp above, the fact that she makes all her peers seem dull and faded away, her vibrant
As the other pursuer steps away, she is finally left alone and I approached her slowly but firmly. I realize she is more beautiful up close.
I wrapped my arms around her and brought her away from the others to get to know her better. My heart raced as I heard the zipper being undone; curious as to what is underneath. This is the one.. Definitely.
Stage 2 : Second Date.. and Third
Others after her bored me but I didn't want to be too hasty. So I went back again and again. Each visit reassured me of my choice.
Stage 3 : Continue Online
Went back to stalk her online, checking her out from different angles. Then I found out she has amazing friends/sisters/cousins! Fell in love with 10 others and add all of them to my cart/wishlist so I can stare at them again later. Canceled each one as I convinced myself they're flawed and not as perfect.
Stage 4 : The Marriage
She was finally mine. She was constantly by my side, clinging on my arm. I brought her everywhere I went; to dinner, to the movies, to work.. I was proud and showed her off to everyone I knew.
Stage 5 : The Divorce
It was lovely while it lasted but.. things have changed. I found myself a NEW obsession!
*process repeats itself*
Now now.. this has happened more often than I would admit =( Please tell me I'm not the only one?